John Kruk or Kid Rock with the mumps on Halloween?

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Kids these days. Back in my day

“AI leaders afflicted with the dreaded spelling bee bug obsess over things like religion, sometimes to their own detriment, because they have no default values for other important qualities.”

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

The Leafs are good, the Raptors are good, the Argos are defending champs...it almost seems like things here are too good to be true and nothing can...

I’d like to formally apologize for having the topics Anne Frank + dating in front of me and failing to include this:

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

“Is that coachwork by Mulliner Park Ward?”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Plus, instead of just watching the furry mascot dance, now you can fuck it too.

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

A Milford player who sometimes falls and “isn’t the best player” was taunted with verbal insults from Kings on the court and a group of five teens in the stands.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.