Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

As a trans man I would have thought you would have a better understanding.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Melgalvis always had a reputation for being intense, but now he’s just fucking metal.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

Fancy Kristen uses a Ferrari to light other cars on fire.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

So a teenage girl pretended to be a man in his 30's on the internet.

It’s amazing that Roy was able to achieve so much over a 4-year career that started when he was 33 years old. Not to mention spending his whole career with one team.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Whoever selected the header image for this story should be very proud of themselves.

To be fair, he only resorts to that if he can’t get in some partner-pliability first.

“goes solo with a jar of coconut oil he applies himself and a TB12 “vibrating sphere.””

Putting “RIP” at the end of your disrespectful comment doesn’t make you less of a shitbird, just fyi.