With special thanks to the Saint Ignatius High School Federalist Society for the use of Aaron’s photo.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

“I think there’s blame on both sides.”

“I think it’s a Blazer?”

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

‘white dudes get shit done’

Weirdly enough, when he finally did get around to freeing his slaves, he did so by throwing them at a high parabolic angle over his fences.

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear”

Yeah Meats!

But the EMALS!

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

AirBVB

Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.