It’s like they say, when life gives you lemons, look the fuck out for Patrick Redford.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

The Atlanta Falcons *did* appear to be replaced by crisis actors in the 2nd half.

This is the best 2017 Formula 1 livery

Go fuck yourself.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Except that he promised to visit Pakistan. Which actually is an important diplomatic act. Obama refused to visit Pakistan to show his discontent with the inability of their leaders to control the Taliban and their continued aggressive acts towards india. Did he consciously mean to reverse long-standing US foreign…

I started the video right when I was checking Facebook, and this popped up from a friend’s share at the exact same time. I hate life sometimes.

Colon debuted April 4, 1997, the same year Turner field opened. That’s right Bartolo Colon’s career has outlasted Turner Field

I live in NY and wasn’t going to bother voting because taking off work to schlep to a voting place seems like a waste of time. Like Tom Ley though, I want Trump to lose more than anything but equally importantly, I want him to lose BIGLY.

Nah.

I bet he spends the rest of the semester in an alternative school. Where he’ll probably flourish and prove that he’s better than the system.