Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

Oddly shaped men in baseball uniforms you say?

All players on a team shall wear uniforms identical in color, trim and style

I saw the instagram of her naked butt getting out of bed after drinking her morning coffee and I assumed the #secretproject would be a poop.

I’m assuming it’s a fancy rich-person word for butt.

I hope every woman he ever dates, googles him and reads what he said, reads what she said, reads what the MALE eyewitnesses said, and drops him cold. I hope he dies alone with his blow-up doll.

Ken Starr’s world:

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You’re bloggers, man. Live somewhere cheaper.

Both were from Jersey. True story.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

buying it is gross. preparing it is gross. cooking it is gross. Eating it is well worth all the disgusting preparations. It’s like a child, in most aspects.

A few things here.