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Not sure why I can’t be paid for being a twat. Guess I’ll just keep on doing it pro bono.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

Becoming Ugly

In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was

These fuckers got to hear a DJ set from one of the most accomplished and innovative artists in the world and they’re complaining?

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Speaking of fashion, how about the sewn-on wedding dress in the Pagan Poetry video?

i only had one job to do as a parent...keep her off the pole.

Looks like another victim of a ...

Yeah I’m an atheist and I fully support these people. It sucks to have to use “religion” as a manipulation tool but I’m a fight fire with fire sort of person.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of

I’m not crying. You’re the one crying.

Too late about the Trump turnoff also.

Can we turn off Jez for the night on this sweet heartbreaking note? Before some awful Trump bullshit ruins it?

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

I resisted watching it for a while but started last week. Now I’m nearly done and I’ve really loved it. Very disappointed to hear this. I really enjoyed the cast and after an episode or two I forgot about Mad Men comparison (with the exception of the Don Draper-like magazine owner).

She and her husband have the special talent to deliver prepared remarks like they’re just talking off the top of the dome.

Michelle Obama is hands down the best orator in 2016, not the least of which is because it isn’t just flowery words, she walks the walk and lives what she believes. I know that she doesn’t like politics but I really hope she answers the call to public service and considers running for office. Perhaps Governor of