1. The coffin lid was open

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Curious how her experience being married to a billionaire colors her performance

She got fired for this and people here are outraged on her behalf.

At least it’ll get two seasons before Amazon cancels it for no good reason despite excellent reviews.

Everyone knows that a standard insulated water bottle (such as camelback) holds one bottle of wine. That way your wine stays cool and people think you are healthy while you drink all day.

“Would you like to smell the bottlecap, Sir? It’s the finest vintage Idaho.”

Embarrassing confession: I went to get some sparkling rose the other day, and instead of rose, I picked up Barefoot Bubbly Peach because it was cheaper and I was in the shitty liquor store and I was fresh out of fucks. You know what? It was goddamn delightful. I could drink that shit ALL DAY.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

If they’re still alive, the 7 people that were surprised when Ricky Martin came out are SHOCKED by this. Shocked.

My dad lives in Georgetown. I didn’t see anyone under 70. Where are these people you speak of so I can find them next time I’m pacing back and forth in his backyard?

UGHHHHHHH I am a Nashville native and THIS..... just cannot..... ‘discovering Southern food’ and knocking down historic homes to build condos... GTFO...

I am not looking forward to all the “New York is so terrible and only stupid assholes who wanna gloat about living in New York live there and haha I have a big house while you live in a closet that costs a million dollars” comments that flood this site whenever New York is mentioned.

THIS IS A SPICY DISH

The love you have for your babies is beautiful and you’re making me cry!

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…