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“But some employees didn’t seem to mind the cough-inducing makeup particles. One wrote, “[the factory is] a great place to learn new things.”

It can't be that baaaaaaad.

Gaga looks like a puppet of Marc Jacobs

No one noticed!

It makes it worse.

The huge bucket of win is a phrase he uses whenever he thinks someone who has died lived a good and successful life, and is most often heard on his Hollywood Babble-on podcast. It is not exclusive to David Bowie. Don’t know if that makes it better or worse. :)

If he payed full price to see “Wild Wild West” I can kinda understand.

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

I’m afraid so...

Can't even imagine all of the 'equipment' under that dress to keep it from slipping away. Duct tape? Whatever it is, there has to be some serious architecture under there.

“Couches, couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick?”

And, in the morning, they will leave a note on your bedside table that says, “Your awesome.”

Best Man has to go to Ron Howard. The man has been in the business since he was a wee child and he never went down the dreaded messed up child actor route. I can’t think of anyone who else who started so young in the business and never messed up. He must have had the most amazing parents.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

My fiancée made a Dobby on the Shelf. He's way more adorable and as a free elf reports to no one.

My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?

It took me a while but I realized that Not-Paul Male Judge (this is what I call him) reminds me of Logan from Veronica Mars. So, I’ve made my peace with him.