Yes. Match penalty means intent to injure, and an automatic suspension.

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

Olive oil deserves a place on the list. Good popcorn topping.

Go back to Goop, Pepper Potts.

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

I have one. I promise you, even from the factory on day 1 the interior is never dry.

9836. Getting run over by a bus.

1. Spanish-speaking soccer announcers
2. Gus Johnson
3. This hockey ref
...
9837. Joe Buck

Call On The Ice: [stands]
Call On The Ice: [looks at camera]
Call On The Ice: [clears throat]
Call On The Ice: Carol, if you’re watching... I’m sorry. Please come home.

Am I crazy in thinking that Bettman and the NHL executives come across as honest and reasonable here?

Of course Bettman would be purposefully punning in these emails. sigh.

Zemgus Girgensons. Who has played through the crippling handicap of being named “Zemgus Girgensons.”

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

Stupid sexy Codsworth...

Getting Sunset Overdrive free makes me almost want to buy an XB1, since that’s one of the few exclusives I want out of the system (along with Scalebound and Crackdown 3). Paired with the $300 price for the XBone, I’ve never been so tempted before.

She wouldn’t have looked elsewhere if he wasn’t always flopping in the box.

WORD!

Seems like an unfair advantage, given that Chimera had three heads.

lame