I can read anything at my office. I can’t listen to anything.

Yes, it’s quite treacherous up here. Do be careful.

Still hate this. These are funbag questions most of us will be denied because there’s no way in hell we’re listening to a podcast.

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

Police reportedly made an arrest, but wouldn’t name the man arrested. Whoever it is, he has to appear in court on May 10.

I watched the entire video, Soup to Nuts.

That’s amazing accuracy. I hope an MLB team signs that guy as a pitcher so he can drill batters in the dick.

And?

One perfect dunk not shown:

Good morning.

Do you ever get tired of being right?

Bro, I’ve fought the same guy four times already, and it’s not even game time yet.

-Most Bills tailgate lots

Bungie should do a competition like this!

First?

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

I know that play is more iconic because of the timing and Cam not going for the fumble, but as a former collegiate defensive end (WELL LADEEDAAAA) his strip sack for the touchdown in the first quarter is one of the best defensive plays I’ve ever seen. To beat a tackle that badly then have the wherewithal to process…

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

That happened 20 years ago in Montreal.