franticbumblebee
Dave Smith
franticbumblebee

Dude, Presidio Terrace is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above a “upper-middle class neighborhood.” But yeah, Gawker network sucks.

Upper middle class? Have you priced Bay Area real estate lately?

Why? Seems to me that they got it right the first time.

Makes sense. Taco Bell will be the only restaurant to survive the franchise wars.

Would you be more interested in 240Hp from a normally aspirated 2.0 liter?

So if I rent a car from Hertz and it catches fire due to an open recall, that’s on me?

Uber always does the right thing...20 minutes after they’re caught red handed.

The maintenance on my Boxster is easy! All you need is a regular ‘ol metric socket set, a magic wand, some fairy dust, and a direct line to God, himself. And then? Voila! You’ve officially added wiper fluid!

With the touchscreen replaced by a simple, iPod-style Touchwheel mounted on the back of the passenger seat. Because that screen made the dash look too cluttered.

Best to seize the means of production now.

Different =/= better. I am resistant to changes that suck.

But that’s not minimalist design. It’s just a lazy design. Even that steering wheel is screaming “kill me”.

Plus, which new car doesn’t have issues in the first year?

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Are we sure this is a tester and not just someone with really bad car mod taste?

Tesla’s official line is “Up to 170 miles in as little as 30 minutes” which sounds very marketing speak. So, at highway speeds, and using accessories, I’d take that to mean you’d need a stop for charge every 2-3 hours, for at least a half hour duration. Couple that with limited, and admittedly growing,

Jesus fuck bud, take a pill or something.

Can we stop saying “minimalist” when we mean “spartan?”

Hot take: So is the Model X. From the rear view it’s one of the uglier SUVs/minivans out there.

To be fair, if I had a Versa I’d try to lose it in a foreign country too.