I’ll have to take her to Edinburgh

How very Citroen C4 Picasso.

What engines do these use? Is it the old EJ or the newer FB?

I think:

It depends on a few things for me.

The Mazda is like Blackpool Pleasure Beach compared to the Passat, which is like a brown envelope.

‘Regan Smith’ - you sure that wasn’t Timo Scheider in that car?

Let me tell you about a little place called Brands Hatch...

Nah, they just want to be Ari Vatanen.

Opel Insignia? In the USA?

I really, really don’t like the Ewok.

In the car industry, if it has a window in it, it’s a door. Therefore, a Skoda Octavia hatchback has 5 doors. A bonnet doesn’t count as a door, nor a boot. Fuel flaps aren’t doors either.

Did the North American ones have the same horrible CVT that we got in the UK? Ruined the car.

White is the Japanese racing colour. All Japanese performance cars ‘deserve’ to be white.

Here are some stinkers:

Can I nominate stupidly small windows?

Unfortunately, she doesn’t own the 110 any more.

His name was Mark Robinson.

Why has no-one else mentioned the C6? Just look at those doors.

Having seen it in person, I don’t think it is. The rear end just looks out of proportion somehow.