Let me tell you about a little place called Brands Hatch...

Nah, they just want to be Ari Vatanen.

Opel Insignia? In the USA?

I really, really don’t like the Ewok.

In the car industry, if it has a window in it, it’s a door. Therefore, a Skoda Octavia hatchback has 5 doors. A bonnet doesn’t count as a door, nor a boot. Fuel flaps aren’t doors either.

Did the North American ones have the same horrible CVT that we got in the UK? Ruined the car.

White is the Japanese racing colour. All Japanese performance cars ‘deserve’ to be white.

Here are some stinkers:

Can I nominate stupidly small windows?

Unfortunately, she doesn’t own the 110 any more.

His name was Mark Robinson.

Why has no-one else mentioned the C6? Just look at those doors.

Having seen it in person, I don’t think it is. The rear end just looks out of proportion somehow.

I’m in the UK, and I see lots of people labelling automatics as manuals.

‘The ten least successful racing programmes of all time’

Let’s be honest though. It has been a long time since Subaru made a proper barn door wagon.

That’s the Silverstone way!

If you guys aren’t aware of Terry Grant, go and look up some of his stuff. He is bonkers.

I wouldn’t call it cute, but I suppose with all the silly styling of modern cars, you could say that it is.

What’s the deal with the Sierra? Broken down?