Yeah, I probably have at least a dozen pairs of cufflinks though I've only bought maybe one or two.

Even the exclamation mark has been trying to distance itself.

He seemed like such a nice boy. Kinda quiet though, spent a lot of time with that "protocol" droid of his.

"Let me hear your baklava ringing out."

Obviously, there has been a glitch in the matrix.

The South Park movie got a nomination for "Blame Canada."

Isn't the zombie thing totally played out by now?

Gotta keep in mind too, this is only a couple of years after the Rodney King incident and the subsequent riots. Crash wouldn't come along to heal our wounds for another ten years!

I think you might be surprised at how many musicians are conservative…I get pretty shocked when I hang out with other musicians.

What I remember about Stretch, is that he didn't smell so good. Stench Armstrong is more like it.

Wait, I liked Hotel Rwanda and The Human Centipede. I guess for different reasons though, I see your point.

How's that hopey believey stuff…ah, god, I just can't.

That must have been some hibiscus.

I watched a lot of The Apprentice, and I think Trump takes a lot of pride in making snap decisions. It seems to work well for him until it doesn't.

Well, as long as someone does.

If I ever meet Rick Santelli, I'm going to kick him in the nuts.

I like people who don't pick unqualified, possibly psychotic people as their running mates.

I'm starting to work on my taxes, and damn if I couldn't go for a "gentleman's rebate" about now.

Watching Tina Fey parody Sarah Palin is kind of like watching a Winger cover band at this point.

I thought he'd have an edge because he could raise more money.