Well, damn. You bloody Newcastlers are rich in everything.

I don't understand this, but it sounds pretty hot.

If we give you Sting back, will you keep him?

We don't bother with that step 1 nonsense, either.

How are they doing on coal? I have excess inventory I'd like to unload.

The Human Centipede: A thoughtful reflection on the trickle-down economy.

Also, highlights the positive qualities of the small dairy farmer.

Alcoholism is a liberal value?

If Thin Lizzy fans haven't gotten used to the absence of Phil Lynott by now, I don't think they ever will.

Yeah, and that's saying something for someone who named himself after Frank Sinatra's penis.

I get the feeling a lot of these guys would bend their wookie trying to explain the parsec thing away, then all of a sudden they are Jedi masters in finding plot holes.

I have a hard time saying that name out loud.

This shit has kept me entertained all day at work, so…yeah.

I don't think you can deprive them of legitimacy when they never had any to begin with. You'd have to…uh…prive…them first.

My cat actually likes that, it's like a night on the town or something. MRAs could learn a thing or two from my cat.

I don't want these guys at my nudie bar. They give the rest of us perverts a bad name.

I thought it was refreshing.

Yeah, it belongs to me too, and I want them to get the hell out.

I still keep all the moneys, though. Right?

Lord. The only people beating these guys is themselves, and they should be painfully aware of that.