I actually enjoyed it, but I can't really defend it at all. I think there's something about 3D that short circuits my critical thinking skills.

Yeah, that was hilarious. Way better than I expected it to be.

Steven Ogg as guest star, too.

I wanted to do a guitar version of this song years ago, but then this came along and took all the fun out of it.

Didn't Circus have a limited amount of lives?

The original plan for the Death Star was a housing project.

And yet not something I would bother with, either.

I kind of hate to ask, but was Human Centipede 3 really that bad? I've only seen the first one, but was planning on catching up on the other two eventually.

If the Force awakens for more than four hours, see a doctor.

For some reason, I always read this as the "Bechamel test."

Somehow, Jamie Dimon remains a free man.

But, I have TradeStation and a Ouija board.

We only have one Jemaine Clement, let's try not to waste him, peoples.

I fucking hate this song.

Damnit, I previewed. I swear.

Powered by Duracell, "the Power behind the Ultimate Power in the Universe."

Along with that stupid celebratory song? Yes.

The prequels were Lucas's way of saying, "Oh, you thought ROTJ was bad?"

They were fun popcorn movies, and I didn't leave the theater feeling terrible about my decisions in life.

I have a bad feeling about this.