you know what makes for a fun racing game? when you hit the nitrous but every other car hits the nitrous at the exact same time and every car is exactly the same anyway so there’s no actual benefit from doing so.

Aladdin and DW are also dirt common and not worth much of anything. Collectors who want them already have them (or 2 or 3 of them they can’t unload). The casual player digging out their old systems probably already have them too.

This has been going on for quite a while now, and it’s been a mixed bag. afaik what they pay for stuff is fine and in line with good retro game stores. Their selling prices are decent for the most part.

on the contrary, someone leaving early screws the other team now. I’ve had matches where my team on offense captures point A on a sprint, someone on defense bails, and the match is outright cancelled.

Montana has had speed limits for a while. That prima fascie stuff got thrown out over a speeding ticket that went to the state supreme court.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

In my high school years I worked for the small car dealer in my small town mostly washing cars and rearranging the lot occasionally. Once in a while I would exchange cars with a related dealer in another small town about an hour away. This takes place in they very open, more or less flat and lightly inhabited parts of…

Every time you look at a warning label and think “that’s stupid who the hell would do that?” the answer is this woman.

so much butthurt. take a joke.

Please turn in your jalopnik card and see yourself out.

This is like a feel-good movie writing itself.

Pro Sport Hockey was released on the NES and SNES. Wiki says it had authentic rosters, but I’m at work so I can’t verify if that included the NES version, or if so it included Jagr.

if the family is on the street in a situation that is unavoidable for the car, then yes it’s their fault. these cars will be exceptional at avoiding accidents. if that’s not an option, then whoever created that situation is at fault.

The car is in service of the rider/s, and should always favor those individuals. If a situation is bad enough for the car to decide who has to die, somebody fucked up and it’s no fault of the rider.

Roadhog v Roadhog is best played over the Well. Ramps things up when either of you can be one shotted by a well thrown hook.

They have to have one foot on the ground at all times.
source: malcolm in the middle

Zipper merge is the correct way to do it. Whatever that header image is doing is not a zipper merge. When you’re closing up a jacket you don’t just jam the two sides together and hope for the best. A proper zipper merge in that situation is to use all the road available in both lanes until they come together, where…

irrational corvette fans

It’s working against them right now as I have a PS4 but I’m considering picking up an XB1, with my primary reasons being Rocket League play with a friend on that side and backwards compatibility for some last gen releases. If end up going that route it’s going to be less money earmarked for Sony products. Knocking…

dude wtf this is not what I need to see on jalopnik first thing.