Yes!

I guess you can’t prove that spiders don’t growl when they’re that big.

Willow Rosenberg vs. Queen Bavmorda witch-off: GO!

1. Willow is not a great movie.

Chu != Davis

Davis’ other daughter, Leprechaun In The Hood 2, declined to comment on this article.

So glad you posted on this 👍

What’s Willow?

If Shyamalan hasn’t been pitched a Chubby Checker biopic then no one in Hollywood has a sense of humor.

Shyamalan consistently gets amazing performances from Bruce Willis by using tittytwisters.

That surprise in itself? What a tweeeest!

~ intro to Dingo Dongo’s one-man show, opening off-off-off Broadway soon

Way way back in the naughty Aughties

May I semi-recommend YellowBrickRoad?

I loved Rubicon, but I disagree. I actually think that the show ending at one season suited it well.

The correct answer is Clone High.

Rubicon is the one that hurts me the most.

Exactly.. Jump scares are cheap. That being said, Requiem for a Dream is a straight up horror movie for me.

The Thing will never not be upsetting to me. I still have to watch the dog scene through my fingers. I also think the movie is purposely illogical when it comes to who is or isn’t the thing, and when they did or didn’t become the thing. Like maaaybe you can map it out, but you’d have to make some guesses and I bet…

The first Blair Witch Project in theaters is my #1. I understand why some people don’t find it scary, but for me it was the perfect convergence of scary historical subject matter, “real” feeling execution, and the fact that I grew up camping in the woods in CO. I had trouble sleeping for a few weeks after I saw it.