I feel like you don't know what you're talking about at this point. I'm not saying that to be unkind. Quite the opposite.

My meltdown was over food too. My junior year of college, I was so in love with a guy who was in love with me too, but in a three year relationship. He would later dump his girlfriend, date me for six months, dump me, and then get back together with his original girlfriend. They later got married.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I can't tell if that's Joey from NKOTB or Billie Joe Armstrong.

But seriously, which one looks better?

Per VH-1's "10 things you didn't know about "10 things I Hate About You"

"'I used to just love you!' " he says. "It's always past tense now. And I'm like, 'Can't we just always love each other and everybody in the world?' ""

Didn't you know? The word "totes" set fire to their house and made their dog run away.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

I watch this regularly.

There is an entire bag of things somewhere for Amy's idiot critic to do something with...

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

Have you tried Cerave? It's a great option for hyaluronic moisturizer and is very reasonably priced (drugstore price). Great for sensitive skin as well. No, most self-adjusting ones don't work great especially when you know your tone and undertone so well. Some of the newer serum-like ones have made big strides…

A list of things that are making flames on the sides of my face right now:

Not only that, but there are also rumors that he is overweight.

I'm curious to see if the Republican party can survive the conniption fit brought on by a woman voted as President. Obama was already such a shock to their systems.

his dimples are so cute but like, the rest of his face makes me wanna slap him.

Our first date was steamy. Like a piping hot shower scene with Mila Kunis kind of steamy.

Wait, so Cissy taught Whitney this?