Aaaand there it is.

I like pineapple on pizza. Fuck the haters.

One thing I thought was weird: Frank and Mac have split off into their own faction, playing the video game together. Since when do Frank and Mac hang out?

This actually gets at why I'm just not into Batman. There's no tone that really works for this character.

Someday I hope to once again be able to hold a thought in my head for LITERALLY TEN FUCKING SECONDS that isn't about how much I hate Donald Trump.

This one fell really flat for me. Making fun of sitcoms for having laugh tracks is incredibly stale. “Having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh” is a line that belongs in a standup comedy set from the early '90s. Maybe I just didn't grow up watching enough of those kind of sitcoms to really give a…

Metal nerds call this genre "dungeon synth."

This man speaks the truth.

Brian Johnson doesn't sound "almost exactly" like Bon Scott.

Any injuries sustained in the course of robbing or otherwise doing a wrong to someone else, fall under the heading of "things you have no right to complain about."

Everything about the teaser trailer and the first half of this trailer screams "overly serious allegory for Vietnam or something" (complete with a CCR song over footage of helicopters), and then John C. Reilly shows up and… what's the tone of this movie again?

Dr. Cox and the Janitor were funny. JD was one of the most annoying characters on television. Everyone else was, you know, fine.

Bone Awl is definitely a more visceral, filthy band than (current-day) Darkthrone, but you're comparing apples and oranges. Darkthrone aren't just aiming for ear-bleeding punkishness like Bone Awl, they're also taking notes from Manilla Road and '80s speed/power metal.

A Zoning Ordinance In The Northern Sky

Hey, Scandinavia's a cold, dark place.

I disagree heartily. Darkthrone's new direction as a speed metal / punk crossover band is delightful.

And songwriter, and sometimes singer. Or, you know, growler as the case may be.

Yeah, but he's half the band.

And, well, it's not entirely accurate that Fenriz, or at least Darkthrone as a band, have stayed away from the ugly rhetoric. The original cover for Transilvanian Hunger featured the slogan "NORSK ARYSK BLACK METAL" ("Norse Aryan Black Metal") and when that raised some eyebrows, they released a statement saying: "We…

I can't wait for the return of all those classic comedy characters, like "child who annoys the people around him" and "Asian lady who annoys the people around her." It sure is funny how annoyed those secondary characters got! Do you remember that one sketch where someone needed a description of what a man looked like,…