The concrete didn’t cure correctly because he was Russian the project.

How do you do hand brake turns then? Girls love hand brake turns.

HAHA “Do you know where the candle supply is?”

I don’t understand the thrill of putting a car on a boat.

This man is doing the Lord’s work

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

Why would he get a Citation? That’s a downgrade from his Delorean.

here’s one that runs for 15 minutes at a time.

But does it leak oil and smell like gas? I’m specifically looking for a car that leaks oil and smells like gas.

That’s a lot of driving if you live your life a quarter mile at a time.

But will it baby?

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…