Sources say that at one point when discussions grew especially heated, an angry  Pelosi busted out her signature sarcastic clap move.

Hanging chads are the best chads.

Because he’s playing it straight here. Which is...weird?

Okay, thanks so much.

The Dems are leaking closed door conflict to the press.

Another 4 years of Trump further erodes the possibility of Democrats, progressives, and liberals having any foothold in government at all. Trump wants to be a dictator.

Even a Biden presidency is better than another 4 years of Trump.

You vote for the lesser of the two evils, and you cannot get more evil than Trump.

The center will blame the progressives for their own failure again, and the progressives will learn that there is no point to being in the democratic party.

We cannot create a third party. It does not work, will not work, and cannot work with how things are set up.

In advance, I don’t mean any of this in a hostile tone. But I always have lots of questions! You know the drill. Feel free to answer any, all, or none.

Answer: No.

Can we finally get a Secretary of State that is not a hawk?

John Bolton needs to be (redacted).

Well true. Yes, and good point. Accurate.

I think they do deserve relief. Yes.

Thank you for this.

Damn. Just read the wiki on Mr. Ochs.

Alternate Supplementary plan *to the excellent ideas listed* for those with the stomach for it (pardon the pun):

This is a pretty epic post, which I appreciate, thus I mean no harm with this admittedly reductive summary statement: