Hmmm...On which part? Actually, take 2: The following is straight down the line, no sarcasm, or joking:

You’re fun, Arn.

I feel terrible for kids coming up today. I am 50, and I am still this kid. Looking right through a Dianne Feinstein.

Theory:

Me:

I think, like a ton of people, you and I are still trying to sort out what happened and why. And what might have happened. Which is tough.

I don’t know, but I’m trying to educate myself a bit.

Uhhhmm...hello, I was already making a ton of money doing this influencer stuff before Mom killed my career.

Also tough to clean after using on food:

Is this lack of climate change coverage and concern possibly because they are owned by large corporations that have profit margin interests that climate change policy might interfere with?

John Bolton has a reedy voice like Shapiro.

I don’t watch cable news, but every now and again, I find myself in a Red State establishment where it is blaring from the wall, and yes, it definitely seems that Fox News is awful.

Stepping back and looking at it like a cold math problem:

He has all the charm of John Bolton.

Technology is changing the world!

When I take video or photos with my Android phone, it has a trash button.

He’s literally every super annoying kid you knew in middle school. 

Andrew Neil does the Lord’s work.

Cool! When do I start?

It’s a created need market. It’s marketing.