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Frank Pollan, FBI Profiler
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“Pet issue” sounds like a Go Back to Start card on an old school board game.

It’s a pun!

Well, I tried to make this point yesterday.

Another piece of gravel in trump’s swimsuit! Sounds great to me!

Rafi wearily approaches the TV. Pulls on a joint. His eyes flicker.

Ron, if you continue this perilous approach of stepping back and looking at the big picture then you may come dangerously close to figuring out how we actually ended up with a President Donald Trump in the good ole USA.

Thank you. And I do not judge you for shopping at Walmart. I do too sometimes!

Yeah, that was not a conspiracy, that was just found money. Literally.

Dear Russia,

While I do understand this point of view, I think you go in and hit the bully in the nose.

Based on their actions, I am going to assume that the Democrats, as a party, do not support universal healthcare.

America is shifting left.

Answer: A lot.

Sorry to be cynical, but we’re thinking that crushing Trump in a debate will matter now?

It’s not that Democrats don’t have good messaging skills. Made me think of this phrase:

Well, I never really thought of Gawker/Giz/Univision as a news source.

But the NYT was in on WMD and Iraq, too.

Wait...I thought Trump was a Putin Puppet and would do Russia’s bidding though?