Dear Russia,

While I do understand this point of view, I think you go in and hit the bully in the nose.

Based on their actions, I am going to assume that the Democrats, as a party, do not support universal healthcare.

America is shifting left.

Answer: A lot.

Sorry to be cynical, but we’re thinking that crushing Trump in a debate will matter now?

It’s not that Democrats don’t have good messaging skills. Made me think of this phrase:

Well, I never really thought of Gawker/Giz/Univision as a news source.

But the NYT was in on WMD and Iraq, too.

Wait...I thought Trump was a Putin Puppet and would do Russia’s bidding though?

When we run out of water, we are going to liberate Brazil.

The world is confusing right now.

For three years I’ve been reading that, “Trump is a Putin Puppet!!!”, and yet the Trump Administration is directly opposing Russia on Venezuela, (and a mess of other stuff.)

America gonna America.

I feel your pain, insect.

Oh. Please don’t confuse my approval of the closeout rule with some high regard or sympathy for James Harden!

Hmmm...you have posed quite the dilemma.

Holy shit, this is a good comment.