Paging fired Chase person...

The owners of this country would most definitely prefer Trump to Bernie or Liz.

It’s a bit worse than that...

Those are the worst, most insidious type of evil doers!

Yes, I understand that this is your opinion.

I’m actually having a hard time visualizing a version of Harden without the bullshit.

Nailed it. Play stupid games with the rules, don’t be pissed when your stupid prize is a non-call in the playoffs.

You left out Breen.

The comment/handle synergy here is blowing my mind, Ann-B-Davis!

Reminds me of Mitt Romney’s thoughts, (although it may as well be Nancy Pelosi’s.)

I like how the little typo in the middle of the curse sets up and enhances the revelation that you are drinking.

ThreeTonTony, stop with the twoton lies.

Dammit.

That is definitely part of it.

NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, LORD OF DUCKS.

“foreign muffins”

(redacted because Kinja is a double posting fun ride!)

Wait...

Screw the humans, those assholes probably had it coming.