You left out Breen.

The comment/handle synergy here is blowing my mind, Ann-B-Davis!

Reminds me of Mitt Romney’s thoughts, (although it may as well be Nancy Pelosi’s.)

I like how the little typo in the middle of the curse sets up and enhances the revelation that you are drinking.

ThreeTonTony, stop with the twoton lies.

Dammit.

That is definitely part of it.

We regret to find irregularities in some of our rationale for invading Iraq and operating torture centers. Given this, we fully understand and accept the decision of the International Court of Justice to hang George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes.

NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, LORD OF DUCKS.

“foreign muffins”

(redacted because Kinja is a double posting fun ride!)

Wait...

Screw the humans, those assholes probably had it coming.

For whatever reason, The Takeout has the best, funniest comment section.

They were gassed. Simple.

Oh for sure.

But it is not pointless to kristin.

I think he is a fiscal responsibility true believer.

I found this story oddly poignant.

They quit.