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Frank Pollan, FBI Profiler
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Dammit. This is just classic Pelosi.

Name recognition is super important, no doubt.

Right or wrong, you can only lecture a guy about using a straw man argument so many times before motherfucker is going to eat your face off.

Haviland allegedly threatened to “rip every limb from your body and eat it, piece by piece” and “savor” the teacher’s “innards.”

Joe is going to form a Unity Ticket!

Hell yeah, I like Bernie. Why wouldn’t I like a guy that points out shit like this to the sociopathic bootstraps Baby Boomer asshole generation?

When people talk about a Deep State, guys like John Bolton is Exhibit A.

Alright, man, thanks for all of this. Got a ton of thoughts.

Good thoughts, jf.

Okay, Sip, I got to go do some FBI profiler stuff right now, which is a shame because now you are starting to get into some good shit, as opposed to the tired cry of, THE SPLINTER WRITERS ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Believe it or not, I don’t concern myself with what Splinter’s overall tone is.

LOL. Yep, this it. Nailed it.

TFIF.

If you hate it so much on Splinter, then...

Still disagree. Respectfully, but firmly.

Are you new to America? Welcome!

There is no “only correct answer”.

Where’s Epstein? Setting up the underage kids for the private party jet back to Florida?

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