Step 1. Shut the progressives up. By any means necessary.

I hope she gets crushed by a tech bro on a Lime Scooter riding 30mph down the sidewalk and falls and her skull splits open and she doesn’t quite die, but lays there on the sidewalk for days with people stepping over her, and then finally one night, feral cats eat her brains.

This is just a terrible system of providing healthcare.

Sometimes I want to go full Tony Stewart on these assholes.

The capitalism that you espoused above:

Just “disrupting” the “disruptors”.

You’re a jackass.

+1 Wells Fargo.

Listen, everybody thinks they’re gonna bake the bacon when they get the chance. Everybody. Luck is just when preparation meets opportunity, right?

Friend’s son-in-law is almost by textbook definition an addict, yeah?

One minute you are making fine, if pedestrian, living doing some bureaucratic bullshit for Big Insurance.

A fuckton of people would lose their jobs, and not just overpaid corporate overlords like him.

Also, all you have to do to exempt your daycare in Alabama from that pesky gubmint scrutiny is to claim some Jesus stuff, (which the state is apparently now trying to reign in.)

Make it illegal to own firearms?

You know, recently I tried to make a very similar parallel regarding guns and anti-vax with one of Splinter’s more prolific commenters.

It is palpable.

I think they are, though. Hear me out.

Wait. I’m confused.

Nailed it, except you left out Comey and the big one, Russia.

Guess they really didn’t want Hillary, huh?