Can you flesh out the rest of the top 5?

Beto is most definitely not a cat.

Pastor Grabby Boob needs to have sitdown with Jesus Grabby Balls.

Can someone well versed in Republican help me understand Mitch McConnell’s grand vision? Is there one? What does he want to leave behind?

Semi-Hijack #2: (Okay, if you have even more time to indulge...)

Max, hi. Quick hijack, but I made a post based on a question from another commenter, and I am interested in your thoughts if you have the time and energy.

Hmmm...I have made a new pal on Kinja. He is intensely thoughtful about these exact type questions. His name is Max. You may know him.

Unlike so often in human conflict, there are no bad guys/good guys here. No heroes, no villains. Just the struggle for survival.

Gizmodo was already on the case.

Oh my. Oh dear Spaghetti Monster in heaven.

Damn. Lacerating, and yet strangely poignant.

Sure, there will be a handful of incidents, but not enough to be worried about,

Well, when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, so...(googles)

Oh trust me. I am well aware of David E. Davis/Stig and his excesses.

As I review that thread, I do not see my query to David E. Davis anywhere. This is why I assumed that my original question on that thread had been dismissed.

Joe is a wolf in sheep’s Golden Retriever’s clothing.

I actually think it might.

Normally, I enjoy your animal analogies.

What I don’t get is for three years, we have been fed this dramatic story about Trump being a Putin puppet.

Good comment. (I disagree about Tulsi’s sincerity, but I don’t want to get sidetracked.)