I don’t think so.

Stuff like this always makes me think.

First of all, hilarious. And true.

“...I want President Trump to be successful. He’s been very good to me in the sense he’s let me in his world. And I have some access to the President about things that matter to me and the country and I appreciate that, and I want him to be successful.”

Hey, Melissa, this is pretty exciting! Quick question, and give it to me straight:

Of course, maybe the Progressives will wrestle the Democratic Party away from the corporate wing, forcing the newly frustrated centrist wing to branch out and start their own party:

Of course, maybe the Progressives will wrestle the Democratic Party away from the corporate wing, forcing the newly frustrated centrist wing to branch out and start their own party:

Oh, I’m not level headed!

Everybody wants change.

Real world talk?

You mean because he doesn’t accept what msnbc says unflinchingly, that makes him a spy?

Shoot, my bad. Have this instead.

Consequences are for the little people.

Heh-heh.

This is getting so tired.

It’s easier, and more fun! to focus on spy stuff and conspiracy theories than to solve health care, or guns. Or flatlining worker wages and income inequality.

Remember waa-a-aayyy back when Sobchak Security used to post near daily excited updates about how Trump was going to jail?

Hello, Splinter team!

Can you send me some emails, please?

Was this article written in response to Anna Merlan’s story on Jez, where she discusses using this spy email stuff on Lauren Duca?