Just... fuck. Do better, America. Please.

Thank you for not rolling out the meme this time.

Robert “WMD” Mueller?

Protracted is the key here.

Say the takeaway headline is:

Wait, I was nodding along until the Iraq reference.

Because Bob is a REAL AMERICAN, and Andre is...swarthy and stuff.

Yes! My point exactly!

I wish Henry would have caved in Izzo’s face.

Fuck this asshole, indeed.

But to bullying enthusiasts, and to the sporting culture that coddles them so, this is The Way It Is. This works.

Amazon Cuomo drives for Uber now?

Simple. So prove it.

If they are going to enforce these laws, there is no way we get through it without some bloodshed and violence. It is going to happen eventually.

Our country is beyond weird.

It’s an amazing closed loop of logic, is it not?

Fox News is corrupt and has an agenda. This is shocking. Said no one ever.

Law and order.

Do you all have a staff meeting every morning and draw straws as to who has to watch The View and write it up?

We do tend to rehabilitate everybody in America.