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Why do you hate America?

Help! I need some direction right now. I’m in a real quandary.

Unfortunately because everything is a dichotomy in today’s media age, the predictable, “But Bret Stephens is an asshole... thus Samer is all good!” simplistic response is in full force.

Awww...I miss when Will Ferrell made good flicks.

This is where capitalism leads.

This sounds pretty damning.

Would Deadspin ever consider covering Roller Derby?

What exactly are “progressive credentials”?

Point taken. And I’m sorry about that.

You are aware that there are many authoritarian leaders out there, yes?

The objectification is strong.

Interesting.

the fact that bernie is the only candidate that is against US imperialism and blatently so is powerfull.

Forget the edgy guy. That’s peripheral, which I think you know.

Dude is in your head, isn’t he?

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I’m a Bernie fan, generally, but I think he needs to be very clear on this. It feels like he is making some kind of calculated decision to nod at the logic, and then “bravely” stand in opposition.

My dude/dudette. This is a sign that you are doing something right.

Welp. Guess the site moved on.

Well they have mastered the system. The corrupt system that has brought us to where we are right now.

Maybe some corporate Dems as well?