Hi. I’m lisa ann’s husband. Yes, it’s true. I was cheating on her.

This is a Prime example of how callous we have become. Come on, let’s do better, guys.

Indeed. If you are not a trained humorist, now is not the time to wing it.

Okay fine. No hug.

Hi. Frank Pollan, FBI Profiler here.

Can I have a hug?

Bottom shelf, right corner. Behind the bag of coffee that you bought in Brazil.

So what if Romney went cross country with the dog strapped to the top of the car?

The internet was a mistake.

Ha! Good one, Harold!

HEY! THAT CONTRACT WAS FAIRLY NEGOTIATED.

Then again, this is the darkest timeline, so yeah. We’ll probably find out that AOC and Robert Kraft paid this kid to ask those questions.

I was kind of intrigued by Rutabaga’s ideas on health care.

God, this discussion is hilarious.

As long as our system of governance is run by bribery, this is what it is going to look like.

Kinja is double posting all of my comments! Deleted again.

I hate the idea of losing small businesses. Because small business owners often treat their teams like people.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bizcarson/2019/02/21/doordash-funding-400-million-grubhub-7-billion-valuation/#a3fb4de7e10d

Isn’t it fair to just assume that every single app that you either have or install on your phone has all of your biometric information, all of your banking information, all of your contacts, everything?

In fairness, Turnip has some very provocative ideas on curbing American imperialism.