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Okay, I reluctantly concede.

I laughed.

I mean...

Roy Moore approves.

No.

Like into something about a hockey stick and an Asian man?

I mean, this very website. Deadspin!

It can be any team culture, sure.

“We understand that we are in a politically correct world these days, but we do like to have fun and keep thing on the lighter side,” Ms. Uttech wrote to the principal.

Sports culture is bullying culture.

Well, I have a theory on this!

Yes sir! This is the good shit. This is the LifeForce on the bat phone telling you that you are on the right path, and it’s time for the next dose.

Did you envision Donald Trump as President of the United States, and that we would be where we are right now three years ago? Honestly, now. Did you call it? Did you see it coming?

Of course, they did. They are all in the club.

“HEY MAN, DON’T GET ME TWISTED, I’M JUST SAYING THE FAUXGRESSIVE LEFT...”

Here’s something to think about while you go on that walk.

How about that Susan Sarandon, huh?

Go take a walk.

Make no mistake.