Or fiscal management advice from, well, Donald Trump.

Who’d trust food standards decided by a guy who thinks “well done” is how steak should be ordered.

Episode titled: how many ways can you be racist without saying the n-word?

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Washington state had a similar moment of “oh shit.” Nine of the ten counties that voted for  🎺 also are the ones that have the greatest use of Obamacare.

This reminds me of every conversation on the subject of politics I’ve had with my father in recent memory. It usually goes something like this...

The DOJ’s about face is absolutely terrifying (and with all due respect, probably should be covered on its own). This was a six year investigation that Sessions just crippled with a wave of his hand. Without the claim that lawmakers knew exactly what the hell they were doing when they passed the law, they’ll “iron…

I’m sure they’ll point out that it was planned under Obama’s watch. I’m also sure they’ll forget to mention that maybe there was a reason it wasn’t launched under Obama’s watch, possibly due to Intel reports not being skimmed through.

As a Florida residing person, I need to remind everyone that Marco Rubio is a smarmy little weasel who doesn’t show up for work, casually disregards his ethics, and should never had aspired to the presidency. While people were begging him to vote No on Devos, he was live-blogging the Superbowl. FUCK HIM

I quite like the idea that his narcissism is so acute, he doesn’t realise with that investigation, the grave he’s digging is his own.

Does Donald realize that the investigation is going to be about why he ordered the raid and tweeted through it?

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

I would say that it doesn’t mean that he is guilty either. The interesting thing in this instance is that one of the women had worked with Affleck for years and not had issues with him until this movie, where the line between real and fake were blurred and where the whole point of the whole movie was to be fucking…

there was an out-of-court settlement with both accusers, so the charges were dismissed. I’d assume that both women signed non-disclosure agreements in exchange for a hefty financial settlement, which doesn’t mean Affleck is innocent.

He settled out of court. With two different victims. 🤔