Even if he is blind I’d respect how committed he is to perpetuating the lie.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

At this point I’m just kind of waiting for the stadium’s groundskeeper to be outed as a human trafficker.

I would give my middle testicle to trade Donald Trump to the Knicks and get Phil Jackson running the country.

that was all part of their “gay agenda” though.

According to Melania’s lawsuit, she is potentially closed off from “licensing, branding, and endorsement” deals in “apparel, accessories, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, hair care, skin care, and fragrance.”

Ironically, this lawsuit will do more damage to her brand than some stupid article in the Daily Mail ever could.

Remember Billy Beer? That’s all I can think about. All those siblings of president who tried to make a buck off their brothers, and how they were laughed at.

I’m weirdly grateful that these people are so bad at dog whistling. “I’m going to make crap tons of money off all you losers taking photos of me.” “I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.” At least we know exactly where they’re coming from, no matter how much damage control…

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

I’ve always found ridiculous and hypocritical that Republicans consider themselves to be the most patriotic yet hold someone who basically committed treason and violated the law of the land to be the best president of this lifetime.

Was it going to be a bargain basement brand? Because rich people aren’t going to buy her shit.

I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…

Daily fucking reminder:

“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

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What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!