Jennings nailed that observation. Fuck Belichick.

Someone call the fire department, that act alone probably set the White House of fire.

Hell yes!

“chalk up”

Simone, whatever he tells you that’s not a balance beam.

We should have seen where we were heading when “what’s the big deal? He probably deserved it” became a political issue after a kid got killed by a random busybody.

Yes because talking to Nazis in the 20s and 30s really convinced them of the errors or flaws in their argument.

This guy is a professional comment troll. It can be pretty subtle but he’s been doing it for years. The hint is always in a name related in some way to tomatoes. He just likes to rile the comment section up.

Trump doesn’t even know anything about the orders he signs when he signs them.

News Flash! Trump HAS ALREADY HAD A LOT of chances to show he is looking out for ALL Americans and not just his racist voters or 1% fundraisers.

It’ll end up at the Supreme Court which is one of many many many reasons that the Democrats need to treat the Republicans to their own medicine and permanently block Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.

Ok, I’ll bite. Was Obama trying to make Fascism happen in America? Was he signing inconstitutional EOs? Did he have a known neo nazi as his senior advisor?

They’ve enacted this Muslim ban knowing full well that it would be unenforceable but they didn’t care because they knew (rightfully) that it would be the only thing we talk about for a week. That way nobody pays much attention to all of the other horrible shit they’re doing like gutting Dodd-Frank, getting back to…

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

Can’t wait for tweets about “illegal immigrant judges paid by Soros”.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The other weird thing is that the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.