My friends all say they're coming to my place when the Zompocalypse comes. Let's just say I'm ready to bag the limit of precious delicious wood nymphs.

When the apocalypse comes I'm gonna be eating insufferable little barefoot hippie wood nymphs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I agree with the bedding thing as well. I have actually said to a guy "You are 27 years old, get a bed frame". To me, it's just a small sign of being grown up and put together. I do my best to make sure my apartment is together, and the person I'm seeing should do the same. To me, it's a sign of taking pride in your…

I mean, I'm only 27 and when I was 24 my opinions were pretty solid, so I wouldn't discount her based on age, but I see what you mean. But yeah, I could see that being a problem.

Seamless is an online food delivery service. Unless you live in a handful of cities, there's no reason to know about it. Eggplant Friday is when dudes post pictures of their dicks, but with clothes on.

Reposting 'cuz I think I got Kinja'd.

I'm an atheist. This is not a defensive comment because I feel attacked. This is a reminder that the faith of others is complex, multifaceted, both personal and political, and is intertwined in many different ways with a person's life. It's never as simple as "the church says birth control is a sin and I don't believe…

As far as I know, med school in canada is something like in the 4 digits per year. So yes, its a big fucking difference.

This sounds like some self-defeating garbage, I'm sorry to be rude, but we, as a society, should stop punishing people for seeking education and studying things they are passionate about. You earned a PhD, you should be compensated for it and not earning poverty wages as an adjunct, while college tuition sky rockets,…

Right, cause Obama controls the capacity of every event in the USA. That dude is for sure racist and ignorant. Are safety regulations really that hard to understand?

Hey y'all, I'm about to quit my job tomorrow! I started a job earlier this week at a large company that often requires me to stand on a concrete floor for entire 8 hour shifts (minus a 30 minute lunch). I went through an HR orientation before starting work where they told me that I was entitled to two 15 minute breaks…

Ya'll, I am finishing up a comprehensive exam that is due tomorrow night which I have been working on for over a year, in earnest for about 4 months. I am exhausted. I don't want to eat. I think I am getting a yeast infection. Please, just...I don't know. I don't know what I want from you, internet people.…

Aw shucks haha, my website is hiveandhoneyphotography.com and feel free to email me when you start planning!

I know, right? Tipping and being at least pleasant to your servers is just a basic way to spread some cheap joy around. I'll sometimes tip more if the person in front of me was an insecure, dickish little girl. Maybe it makes the servers day, or minute, or hour, and maybe they're in turn nicer to someone else that…

Way to not read the post...

See....I'd have broken the TV. And had the dog poop on the bed. But I'm super into revenge.

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.

Yes, for a big party. That employs a bunch of people, who get to do things like cook, serve, make music, and decorate for a living. I'm currently making about $20k a year, and to those who are spending $60k+ - more than I have made in the last 3 years combined - I say, good for you, I hope you had a really nice time…

Well said. Looking back 60 years, I see now that I did geography as my major because I liked the fact that geographers can study just about anything they want.

Interesting that agriculture still leads the field in good graduate jobs. Feeding a more affluent and growing world is really the most satisfying and important work we have.