He's married to the sea. And seeing two of the Great Lakes on the side. He won't say which ones, but it's eerie how superior they are.

Well, it's a good thing we have you to tell us exactly how much cartoony behavior this sitcom is allowed to feature.

I don't know how I feel about Lucy being alive, but as far as comedy goes, it doesn't seem right this gets a C+ and New Girl gets an A when I laughed much harder at this episode.

Are you serious? Do you know many Muslims in real life? Growing up outside of Dearborn, I know a great many devout Muslim families who probably would've acted the exact same way the members of this family acted.

Favorite Forbidden Broadway lyric.
Stephen Sondheim: "I sort of hate to ask it, but what's a rhyme for basket?"

Denny Crane.

Just did the math - based on a 10 episode season where two eps are 60 minutes and the rest are 50, it's still about an hour shorter than an FX season (assuming an extra 40 minutes - 20 for premiere, 20 for finale.) I can't believe I care so much that I'm posting four times.