no diddily, no doubt

Ron White, so great.

She’ll blossom into the role.

Seems like an ok guy and definitely not the hackiest of the quartet but “here’s your sign” always seemed to me a transparent attempt to coin his own catch phrase to go along with “get er done” and “you might be a redneck.”  I always liked the drinky guy the most of the four.

I really don’t get why Affleck touching Lopez’s butt is news.

The movie was really good.

You’re done with Rick and Morty to the extent that you’ll continue to show up to every AV Club post about it to comment on how problematic it is and how morally superior you are for not watching it.

Arsenio show was the only place to see hip-hop on late night TV in the 90s. People may not get how huge that was back in the day. 

and this whole time HE was the one with the monkey on his back!

No, they are to busy saying “Wow this show is really homophobic and where the hell are all the black people?”

Schwimmer’s move is to wait for the $20 million annual residual check to come in and have another drink and say, “Man, fuck that monkey.”

Monkey Man Has David Schwimmer’s Child

I have a rule to never work with David Schwimmer.

A “giggly Jimmy Fallon”; is there any other kind?

cut the teenager working the mic some slack, they’re just doing it how their manager taught them how. If it is such an issue, just say what size you want from the jump and save both of you the extra time. 

Ironic, because most XXX films don’t use condoms.

Even Donna did prison time. There was a whole Netflix documentary about it.

Summer is the time for IPAs and I do not care about the whining because they had the misfortune of being popular. Get a good local brewery’s IPA with a citrus note to the hops, and enjoy.