Even if you ignored Drake’s equation and the fact that hundreds of high-ranking astronomers and astronomers don’t believe, the biggest proof we have the UFOs aren’t aliens is the fact that Trump would have blurted it out on Twitter 30 seconds after knowing.

“Honey, I just think I saw a bald women being chased by somebody all dressed in purple”

She never co-hosted America’s Funniest Home Videos. She co-hosted a spinoff, America’s Funniest People, with Dave Coulier.

“Nobody, sweetie.”

Well she will aggressively promote it on the show. It will be on the $5 table at chapters next year.

It can be two things.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Yeah, it sounds stupid, doesn’t it?

Sweetie, I’m black.

He’s DEFINITELY an asshole.

I’m very much in the “fuck Ray Fisher” camp. He was a shitty actor in a shitty movie, there may have been issues but he’s basically become a professional victim just hinting at issues instead of coming right out  and saying his side and refusing to cooperate in an investigation that he demanded. Then demanding the the…

Yup.  This is a “there are no good guys here” sort of situation.

And nobody’s calling him out that he thinks his gripes about his inconsequential role in a movie compares to someone actually dying?

Is it me or does Ray Fisher strike you as someone who was done wrong but is also kind of an asshole? See: Rose McGowan.

Welcome to the rest of Ray Fisher’s sad life. 

Way ahead of you, friend.

Everyone going down in flames together? It's practically a national pastime!

Crying seems like a perfectly reasonable response to the realization that your life has brought you to the point of competing on (or indeed, watching) the Masked Singer.

He’s a former dipshit politician from south Florida, who was chased out of town and moved up the coast a bit, then got chased out of there and disappeared for a decade until popping up now in Texas. He once appeared in Amazon Women on the Moon.

The real question is, what is ‘tarnation’?

Can white people please get other hobbies that don’t involve fantasizing about killing people who don’t look or agree with them?