Evil Freddy Mercury was a fine foil for Ah- nold; if you insist on saying otherwise, I’m not gonna shoot you between the eyes, I’m gonna shoot you between the balls!

Is anyone going to be surprised when Trump’s lawyers inevitably say their client couldn’t have colluded with Russia because he’s never known what the word “collude” means?

This will be the worst presidential basketball video game faux pas until Trump’s inclusion in the next version of “NBA Jam”.

You mean that wasn’t Wilborn?
Yes, I like low-hanging fruit, why do you ask?

He’s still never forgiven the Young Bucks for getting over without listening to him.

“Please don’t let it be big, please don’t let it be big...”
Jim Cornette

“That’s not the Chicago way! I missed a “Will & Grace” marathon for this? What a bunch of JUNK!”
Michael Wilborn

I’ve heard these religious types hold guilt by association grudges.

Your non-Christian knowledge about the bible really adds to the story about a guy denied free food from Burger King.

Sorry, I forgot only you’re allowed to bitch about comments in an internet article. Please don’t ground me Internet Dad.

Thanks for the unnecessary post.

You earned an extra communion wafer this Sunday.

And you’re the reason why I left the church.

Jesus might be able to hook you up, I’m sure he’s forgotten all about that whole kill-all-boys-of-the-age-of-two-and-under thing in Bethlehem.

What better person for Pete Davidson to take career advice from than public masturbater Louis CK.

You were right the first time, based on their failings during the NBA playoffs...

So if we want to see raptors unleashed in New York, we’ll still have to wait until they play the Knicks and the Nets? Makes sense...

It gets spotted with semen when “Will&Grace” is on.

I guess my problem is I’m not as big of a fan of Kathy Griffin as you are. Your girl sold out Carnegie Hall and Radio City Music hall - not bad for someone you insist had her livelihood destroyed. It is possible to think Trump is a bad president and that Griffin did something really stupid at the same time, she…

Thomas Jefferson thought so, though the women on his plantation weren’t referred to as employees.