Kathy Griffin - the poster girl for the expression “We can’t miss you if you never go away”.

But it wasn’t the attention she wanted, so we all have to feel sorry for her now.

Franklin the turtle wasn’t a thing back in my day; I’m not sure if he’s even a thing now as it’s not something I’ve heard my kid talking about.

Hopefully you got some ring-a-ding-ding out of it...

Thanks for reminding me how awesome season two of “Arrested Development” was.

What about your brother Larry, does he get as pissed off as you do?

I look forward to any “Peanuts” special that features Franklin in it.

Will they let Gritty interview for the job?

Would it help if Andy Panda gets revived in this reboot?

Meh - criticizing the Peterman at this point is like shooting fish in a barrel, Ley wanted to bitch about Darnold, Bowles and the Jets this week.

Explains why it smells like incent in here...

I can’t wait to hear what type of Jesus Juice pairs best with fake fish.

“Thanks, I just had it sucked.”

But what a niche!

No doubt by Mayor McCheese.

Jason Whitlock comes to mind, you can usually count on him for dumb Kaepernick takes.

You’ve heard of mumble rap, now here’s grumble rap.

Those who have heard of him can only wish that happened...

Yeah, but he’s a millennial and likes Instagram and analytics! That’s not the Chicago way! And when is “Will & Grace” on?

So...you’re the reason why Andrew Scheer is a thing now?

Thanks for nothing.