Kevin O’Leary dropped out of the race for the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada because he got the attention he was craving without having to do any of that politicking that comes with being a politician; he wanted a blowjob but didn’t want anyone to see his dick...

Wow, do you get muscle spasms for clutching your pearls that tight about an episode of “Family Guy”? Time to rub some ointment on your hand and move on.

You’d think that he’d figure out that cooties don’t actually exist and that girls don’t have them at some point after elementary school, yet, here we are.

Yes, well, until we can find something else to bitch and complain about, take solace in the fact no one is forcing you to watch or care about the coma patient.

We’re still upset that NBC’s performing monkey didn’t grill Trump when he had him on his talk show? Fallon prefers dancing like a video game character over giving proper interviews, unclench already.

Nah, New England will pick him up after he retires at halftime against Tampa Bay.

Any chance Joe Bastianich goes down from the fallout of this so that there’s one less asshole on TV?

“Woo-hoo!”
Homer Simpson

Stop it, Jimmy Fallon prefers to play beer pong with his guests than give a proper interview, let’s not expect the performing monkey to morph into Mike Wallace.

Meh - flatearthers already believe Google is a part of the vast conspiracy keeping the truth from being revealed, this won’t change any idiot hearts and minds.

Forget whether or not Tim Allen’s character is a Trump supporter, why is this bad “Home Improvement” clone being revived at all? Surely this show’s fanbase can get by with the unintentional comedy that is “Fox & Friends”.

Can I get your contact information, I have a case against Irish Spring that might interest you...

“Preaching to the choir, my man...”
Chris Hardwick

On a related note, shall we assume those rape allegations against Danny Masterson will end in a similar fashion?

Shitty pizza. Shitty explanation of racism.
Papa John’s

In a related story, Dennis Miller announced that he will be posting a viral video comparing Trump’s relationship with Putin to Neville Chamberlain’s relationship to Hitler in three days.

The answer to that question I bet is bonkers.

No, it was the previous articles about this show that caused the burnout.

That’s why Lionsgate forced Tyler Perry to renamed it “Madea Goes to Jail” when they released in theatres.

“That seems like it was supposed to be funnier than it is.” - that sums up Garafalo’s entire career.