The aliens reportedly said to him “Hey now, you’re a rock star! Get the show on, get paid!”.

“Crappy pizza. Crappy football. Papa John’s.”

He’s drunk calling Peyton Manning.

In a related story, Papa John’s is now the official pizza of the XFL.

Yes, if anything, I’m surprised that Heather Locklear looks so much like Chelsea Handler.
 

“First that damn movie about superpowered black people, now this!”
The alt-right

I’d pay to watch the inevitable boxing match.

In a perfect world, Tommy Wiseau would be directed by Uwe Boll.

“...would be weird if he was playing a normal nice guy.”
Is that why “That ‘80s Show” only lasted a season?

Someone wants to hear Ving Rhames’ voice coming out of their ass...

This only happens as long as it tastes like chicken in order for you to keep licking; if it tastes like trout, it will call someone to tell you to get the fuck out.

As long as that O’Douls is served by a woman who is his wife, the story checks out.

Killer Moth could use the exposure.

If only Whedon had some comic book source material to draw inspiration from...

I guess it’s safe to say Ben Affleck won’t be an executive producer on this, and Kevin Smith won’t guest direct an episode.

Especially if this movie appeals to the millions...

And sometimes, John Cena.

Yeah, I’m still not big mad about an old video game, no matter what your amateur psychiatry course told you about how your way of responding to posts is better than mine.

Yeah, I’m still not big mad about an old video game - have you unclenched yet?

Got it - whether he’s singing karaoke with celebrities or voicing an animated rabbit, James Corden is an insufferable dick.