I thought the story of Peter Rabbit’s cousin Benjamin Bunny was the more enjoyable.

It’s watching Batali make crème fraîche in the rape room that’s turning people off.

If it’s not Costco, where do millennials shop? Does Hot Topic and Amazon cater that much to their specific needs?

Even weirder, getting foaming at the mouth big-mad about a decade old video game.

Still foaming at the mouth big-mad about a decade old video game, huh?
The world is a better place now that you got that out of your system.

No, you’re just foolish enough to insist that a sociological takedown of “Jersey Shore” would be worth its own creation.

If you say so, though it is quite convenient that the article you didn’t like couldn’t possibly be academia, but the video game one that matches your sensibilities absolutely has to be.

This isn’t academia though, and I will not consider pop culture clickbait in the same way, no matter how important some people need to make the subject matter- sometimes, it’s just a way to fill the hours of the workday for a paycheque.

In that case, feel free to start the critique of all the seasons of “Jersey Shore” so future generations can look at this important piece of pop culture through the highly necessary feminist and non-straight white male lens it deserves; if you need a writing partner, I’m sure cultural authority natureslayer will lend…

I thought I did engage in what the article said when I implied that this is not the cultural hill I’m willing to die on as much as those who use a decade old video game as a way to show how “woke” they now are. Sorry you don’t feel the same...

Who says these retroactive critiques are warranted? I guess I’ve read one too many essays about why I can’t or shouldn’t enjoy “The Office” or “Night Court”, or “Leisure Suit Larry” or any other work of fiction that was never meant to mirror real life to see the worth in them anymore.

With my ability to be outraged at a premium nowadays, I can’t and won’t get big-mad about an 11 year old Wii game.

You got something against clowns to the left of you, or jokers to the right?

This movie isn’t a “Heat” clone unless Butler screams about somebody having a great ass.

Guy Ladouche forever!

Timberlake served insects at his listening party to distract people from how bad the single “Filthy” is.

So THAT’S why Trump hasn’t commented on the nuclear false alarm in Hawaii, he assumed Batman took care of it when he summoned him after asking Alexa what the temperature was at Mar-a-Lago.

Here comes Ken Starr as part of his investigation...

“BOOM-SHOCKA-LOCKA!”

I like the fact that Trump’s racism and his tiny hands make him ineligible as a playable character.