For what it’s worth, I heard the Porg was delicious.

Is it possible to host a neo-nazi talk show that isn’t “cringey”?

The backlash began when someone caught her eating a roast Porg; the shit hit the fan when it was discovered it was not cooked by people from the ocean planet Luke Skywalker was hiding on, and was not authentic Ahch-Toian.

Hopefully in death, she has found Salvation.

I would have thought Caitlin would have found clarified butter to be too smug to enjoy, with that smugness coming across in its too-perfect taste, but I guess a lot has changed since 2015.

No matter how many expectations it met or exceeded, Jim Cornette will still insist it sucked, and that Smokey Mountain Wrestling would have put on a better show.

There WAS something in the air that night - Fernando farted.

He’s reminding people about a heavily hyped film that turned into vapour in people’s memories the moment it was released.

Ay carumba!

I bet you get your kicks above the waistline, right, sunshine?

Fucking lawsuits, how do they work?

You made me feel bad about my poor gaming skills, you sonuvabitch...

Hatefully yours,
POO

Verbal may have gotten away scot-free, but at least Spacey’s has to face up to what he’s done.

Safelite repair techs may not be the heroes we deserve but they are the heroes we need to fix our windshields.

“Or the movie was just an over-budget dumpster fire and the studio cut its losses rather than pay to fix it and pay to market it.” - and yet, that “Mummy” remake got to see the light of day, who says Hollywood doesn’t learn from its mistakes?

It’s only a matter of time before Hannity starts ripping off his suit and tie, and starts ranting topless.

“Bazinga!”
Sheldon Cooper

It’s OK if he was because the life of the woman he saved was in Clear and Present Danger.

So, is Snyder going to take the blame for this one, or will Whedon?

If that woman had asked Ford about “Star Wars”, he would have gotten back in his car and left her to die.