As long as Republicans are in power, Green Day will always have something to say to suburban punks.

Shouldn’t Gene Simmons be barred from most buildings just on general principle?

Jermaine, stop teasing.

Forgot about which stars are just like us, I just want to be entertained while I’m in the waiting room at the dentist or doctor’s office.

Fuck you, the moment has passed Johnny Come Lately.

I object because I’ve accepted that sitting at a table is a part of eating spaghetti. Don’t recall any complaints about it either, and I came of age in the X-Games 90s where people didn’t have time for stuff like plates.

It’s too late for that Goldblum, the mad scientists at Taco Bell have already secured a foothold.

I think it’s That Wilkin Boy myself...

Ohhh, my.

You don’t need my help with this; consider it your burning cross to bear.

It’s a little too late to show you’re the poster who cares after shitting on my post just because you could, no? I bet you masturbate in front of people you find attractive while calling yourself a feminist too...

Here’s hoping your justification for your actions makes you feel better about yourself; give yourself an extra pat on the back for not calling me a dog again because I made a bad post.

Thanks for putting me in my place - you’re doing God’s work.

What are talking about - this the takedown that Benzino wishes he made in 2002. Or something.

That, or some nonsense story about a poorly drawn hot dog emoji.

It’s the backup pair that are crucial.

Yes, the guy famous for screaming “DynoMITE!” in the 70s is dating the horrible scarecrow that is Ann Coulter. Why? Who knows...

Yes, the guy famous for screaming “DynoMITE!” in the 70s is dating the horrible scarecrow that is Ann Coulter. Why? Who knows...

No, they actually are a couple; I’m sure Johnny Walker is involved in the relationship.

Come on, someone told him to tweet that.