He’s fat enough.

What’s this about Steven Seagal playing a sentient can of Axe body spray?

Someone thinks they’re Bill Maher...

Are the reviewers in the comic book section still trying way too hard to earn their comic book review merit badges?

The words “ninja” and “go” combined?

The vibrations those Vietnamese kids felt were not good.

Verne Troyer could use the work...

Not Lenny!!!

How about instead of replacing someone named Jedediah Bila with Meghan McCain, how about cancelling “The View” outright?

In a career and existence full of miscalculation, that’s saying something.

Compared to the MOAR crowd? Absolutely.

Fresh Kid ICe died recently, and the A.V. Club couldn’t be bothered to do a obit. For shame...

Hot Shots!

I want to see the inevitable video of someone burning down their house after lighting their MAGA cap on fire - get on it, Florida residents.

To be fair, I didn’t know I was supposed to have taken the clown protest seriously.

Sean Young doesn’t even stalk him anymore.

That quote from Jim Jarmusch’s “Gone in 60 Seconds”, Nicholas Cage got his Oscar for that role. Idiot.

If Simmons is going to personally deliver crap to my door, I’d rather it be a pizza from Papa John’s than anything from his music library.

The cars.

Not really; I didn’t even know there was a character named Art in these movies.